Dear Bitch that ordered a $48 Take Out Order During a Dinner Rush then DIDN’T TIP:

I now have your name and number and can recognize your face/voice. 

I wouldn’t spit in your food/try to make you sick b/c I think that’s just cruel and unnecessary. 

But I’ll wait. 

I’ll wait until you order take out again. And just watch me not put in your order till you get here. Watch me ignore your requests to check on it. Watch me bring it out to you 20 -30 minutes after I said it would come out. 

Watch me give you the shittiest service you’ve ever gotten in your life. 

It’s not much. But it does make me feel better.